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David's Supercolossal Fantastic Survey Quiz Show Game Hooray!
The rules are simple. You'll be presented with a series of five questions, suggested by the audience. All you have to do is post your responses to the questions in the comments. It's that easy!
Okay, here we go!
Question #1:
Why does the Sun shine?
Question #2:
What is the difference between an orange?
Question #3:
Who was the greatest English monarch?
Question #4:
What is your sex?
Question #5:
How does that make you feel?
Good luck, everyone! The answer key will be posted... eventually!
Until then, enjoy the show!
David's Supercolossal Fantastic Survey Quiz Show Game Hooray!
The rules are simple. You'll be presented with a series of five questions, suggested by the audience. All you have to do is post your responses to the questions in the comments. It's that easy!
Okay, here we go!
Question #1:
Why does the Sun shine?
Question #2:
What is the difference between an orange?
Question #3:
Who was the greatest English monarch?
Question #4:
What is your sex?
Question #5:
How does that make you feel?
Good luck, everyone! The answer key will be posted... eventually!
Until then, enjoy the show!
posted by David R. Nevel | 7:50 PM
4 Comments:
Question #1:
Why does the Sun shine?
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace. But don't tell Bush, or he'll say "nukular" and then try to invade it.
Question #2:
What is the difference between an orange?
This question is semantically invalid, as "between" is a preposition meant to imply a relationship between two objects or ideas, not one.
Question #3:
Who was the greatest English monarch?
Henry of Anjou, whom we must thank for the pear of that same region.
Question #4:
What is your sex?
My sex is being the very most sexy type of stud machine times all the American ladies will want to have in proximity with their panties.
Question #5:
How does that make you feel?
Like a mass of incandescent gas... or that might be the hamburger helper doing its thing.
1. Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine. The heat and light of the sun come from the nuclear reactions of hydrogen, carbon, nitrogen, and helium.
2. About 3 millimeters.
3. A tie between Edward VIII and Henry VIII, both of whom were III more than Henry V.
4. Mail.
5. Hungry.
1. The sun, being a gigantic nuclear reaction-in-a-ball including the most reactive element in existence, hydrogen, necessarily converts its energy to a variety of other forms such as heat, light, and other radiation.
2. One of them is a Monarch. The other is a.
3. Monarchs live in America, stupid, and they have pretty orange-colored wings. I know because my dad's an entomologist.
4. I'd tell you, but then you would know how irresistible I really am.
5. Like one sweet-freakin' English Monarch in particular.
And now for my answers. (Please note, this is NOT the answer key.)
1) The Sun is an inanimate object, and therefore has no will of its own. There is no reason behind its shining, and to look for such reason is folly.
2) Because it has appeal/a peel!
3) Thomas Jefferson
4) Often
5) Pretty okay.
We'll find out the correct answers tomorrow! Good luck, everyone!
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