And the Winner is...

Now it's time for:

David's Supercolossal Fantastic Answer Key!

Answer #1:
Here on Earth there'd be no life without the light it gives.
Score:
+20 pts. to Andrew and Chris K. for at least getting the right song.

Answer #2:
Door hinge.
Score:
No score this round; none of the contestants were able to successfully rhyme the word "orange."

Answer #3:
Alfred the Great, obviously.
Score:
+10 pts. to Andrew, Justin, and Chris K. for actually mentioning English monarchs.
-10 pts. to David for naming an American.

Answer #4:
Gummi.
Score:
+5 pts. to Justin and Chris K. for answering more-or-less accurately.
-5 pts. to David for lying.

Answer #5:
Must... eat... gummi...
Score:
+10 pts. to Chris K. and David for describing actual moods.
+500 pts. to David for eating way too much gummi that one time.

FINAL SCORE!!!
Andrew: 30
Justin: 15
Chris K.: 45
Chris M-M.: 0
David: 495

So! Tonight's Grand Booby Prize goes to... Chris M-M. for his phenomenal score of zero! Congratulations, Chris, you win a brand new carbon atom.

Tonight's Grand Booby Prize is sponsored by Carbon. Carbon: you can't go wrong with four valence electrons.

And now for the Grand Actual Prize Coronation Ceremony!



David wins!



So what have we learned today?

1) Andrew has that TMBG song stuck in his head.

2) What is up with Chris M-M.'s obesession with oranges?

3) Chris K. has aspirations for the British throne.

4) Justin is a man's man, no doubt.

5) David has seen too many shows with therapists in them lately.

Thanks for playing, better luck next time!

Welcome to the Show!

It's time for:

David's Supercolossal Fantastic Survey Quiz Show Game Hooray!

The rules are simple. You'll be presented with a series of five questions, suggested by the audience. All you have to do is post your responses to the questions in the comments. It's that easy!

Okay, here we go!

Question #1:
Why does the Sun shine?

Question #2:
What is the difference between an orange?

Question #3:
Who was the greatest English monarch?

Question #4:
What is your sex?

Question #5:
How does that make you feel?

Good luck, everyone! The answer key will be posted... eventually!

Until then, enjoy the show!

The Next Level

Okay, anyone who hasn't seen the demo video for Spore yet needs to do so now.

If this game turns out to be even half as good as it looks in this preview, I think it will easily knock Civ out of my Top 5 video games list.

Today's lessons:

1) Spore looks freakin' awesome.

2) Will Wright should perhaps consider taking a public speaking course.

That's it for now!